{"id":1173,"date":"2012-10-15T07:46:14","date_gmt":"2012-10-15T12:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morefrommom.com\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2012-10-15T07:47:35","modified_gmt":"2012-10-15T12:47:35","slug":"spank-the-improbable-adventures-of-george-aloysius-brown-with-excerpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morefrommom.com\/?p=1173","title":{"rendered":"Spank : The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown with Excerpt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When George Aloysius Brown, a retired civil servant, accepts a challenge from his creative writing teacher to \u2018step outside his comfort zone\u2019 and write erotica, his research leads him into a bizarre world of strange and fascinating characters.<\/p>\n<p>He visits a S&amp;M club where he befriends a trainee dominatrix who wants to be a ballet dancer. He auditions for an adult movie directed by a titled lady. He visits a librarian who entertains \u201cassertive older gentlemen.\u201d George enjoys his new life as a researcher until he buys telephone sex from a B grade movie actress and it all goes horribly wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The plot thickens when he forms a literary alliance with Catherine Mallory Jones, a beautiful Cambridge University graduate and aspiring romance writer, who has a dark sexual past. When her past catches up with her and she fears for her life, she turns to George for help. Their friendship deepens and there is one final improbable adventure.\u00a0 Purchase on\u00a0<strong>Amazon.<\/strong><iframe style=\"width: 120px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?lt1=_blank&amp;bc1=000000&amp;IS2=1&amp;bg1=FFFFFF&amp;fc1=000000&amp;lc1=0000FF&amp;t=myuent09-20&amp;o=1&amp;p=8&amp;l=as4&amp;m=amazon&amp;f=ifr&amp;ref=ss_til&amp;asins=B009384Z9W\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Follow Alan Daniels\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/spankthenovel.com\/\"><strong>Website<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0\/\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SpankTheNovel\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0\/\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SpankTheNovel\"><strong>Twitter<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*About the Author* Award-winning journalist Alan Daniels was a daily newspaper reporter and editor in London, Sydney, Hong Kong and Vancouver. Married with children, he is currently working on his second novel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Follow the Tour<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><center><strong>October 8<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Famandablogs.com&amp;h=FAQEBtUWd&amp;s=1\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/amandablogs.com<\/a><\/center><center><\/center><center><strong>October 9<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/readingrainblog.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/readingrainblog.com<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 10<\/strong><\/center><center>Guest post\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmommyreadstoomuch.com&amp;h=rAQFtvA_p&amp;s=1\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/mommyreadstoomuch.com<\/a><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fnikita-mattes.blogspot.com&amp;h=yAQESlYl3&amp;s=1\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/nikita-mattes.blogspot.com<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 11<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2F31daysearlyirise.com&amp;h=7AQEDf5Mi&amp;s=1\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/31daysearlyirise.com<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 12<\/strong><\/center><center>Review and Interview\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.identitydiscovery.net%2F&amp;h=SAQEQqJfz&amp;s=1\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.identitydiscovery.net\/<\/a><\/center><center>Review Readaholics Reviews\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/readaholicsreviews.com\/\">http:\/\/readaholicsreviews.com<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 15<\/strong><\/center><center>Excerpt\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/reviewinginchaos.blogspot.com\/\">http:\/\/reviewinginchaos.blogspot.com\/<\/a><\/center><center>Excerpt Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/morefrommom.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/morefrommom.com<\/a><\/center><center><\/center><center><strong>October 16<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/coziecorner.blogspot.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/coziecorner.blogspot.com<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 17<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.literarysweet.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.literarysweet.com<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 18<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/craftylife.net\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/craftylife.net<\/a><\/center><center><strong>October 19<\/strong><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/yummybookaliciousbabe.blogspot.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/yummybookaliciousbabe.blogspot.com<\/a><\/center><center>Review\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.genuinejenn.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.genuinejenn.com<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre><\/pre>\n<pre>And now the excerpt!<\/pre>\n<pre>*Catherine loses her composure when she meets a boy from Sunday School at a\r\nchurch hall dancc *\r\n\r\n       Outside the hall there was a pathway that led to the front portal of\r\nthe church and for no reason other than to be alone we set off along it,\r\nour shoes making a scrunching sound on the gravel.\r\n\r\n       There was a sliver of moon that came and went behind high clouds and\r\nin the western sky was the last of a thin sunset and a flock of crows\r\nheading to their evening roost.  Behind a marble mausoleum we stopped and\r\nkissed hungrily. I felt his hand on my breast and I could feel something\r\npressing against me. He took my hand and guided me to it, but I pulled away.\r\n\r\n       \u201cNot here. I know a place,\u201d and we ran to it across the graveyard as\r\nif the demons of hell were behind us.\r\n\r\n       There was a wrought iron stairwell at the rear of the church that\r\nled to the basement and an arched wooden door flecked with cobwebs that\r\nlooked like it hadn't been opened in a thousand years. No one would see us\r\ndown there. The space beneath the stairs smelled of stale incense and old\r\nprayer books, or so it seemed to me, although it was more likely rat poo\r\nand decaying leaves, autumn's wind drift blown against the cold, stone\r\nbuttresses. We clutched at one another like drunks, kissing passionately,\r\nbreathing hard, fumbling in near total darkness with hooks and zippers\r\nreluctant to yield. Josh wrestled my bra off and had it in his hand as if\r\nunsure what to do with it before stuffing it in his trouser pocket.<\/pre>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; background-color: #ffffff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/morefrommom.com\/?p=1173\"><\/div><script>\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1406085;\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\n<\/script>\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\n<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When George Aloysius Brown, a retired civil servant, accepts a challenge from his creative writing teacher to \u2018step outside his comfort zone\u2019 and write erotica, his research leads him into a bizarre world of strange and fascinating characters. 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